death-by-pikachu:

nikaalexandra:

pro tip: in a zombie apocalypse, your first stop shouldn’t be a guns shop, it should be a hardware store. not only are they stocked with enough caustic materials and sharp weaponry to make your head spin, they usually also have camping and survival gear as well as food. and most are windowless and easy to defend. just saying.

pro tip 2: Buy the shark mail that divers use. If a shark can’t bite through it, neither can a zombie

(Source: emissarydeatons)

mtsilveronrs:

but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth

(Source: senntisten)

future-robin:

This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be? 

(Source: iraffiruse)

swarleyu:

emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care

(Source: 4gifs)

wsswatson:

skygosh:

wsswatson:

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

babygoatsandfriends:

breebade:

A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.

thats hilarious

almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.  And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out
almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.  And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out
almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.  And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out

almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out